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Emails From God
It is my belief that every family has a serial email forwarder. A person that doesn’t realize that we groan every time we see the “FWD:FWD:FWD:” in the subject line. A person that wants us to know the...
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Searches I Made Up to Amuse Bloggers
Listing the “funny search terms that brought people to my blog” is exquisitely boring, like recounting last night’s dreams or telling my dad about my accomplishments. But bloggers love to do it! Haters...
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The Worst Post to Ever Read in Public
Good luck looking at this post anywhere in public without getting death stares. BE BRAVE; CLICK THE LINKS. Click to renew your account with the sex offender’s registry. So you want to join a terrorist...
View ArticlePetition Fox News Anchor Megyn Kelly to Eat Pepper Spray on TV
Yesterday, Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly told Bill O’Reilly that police pepper spray, like the spray used on the UC Davis student protestors, is “a food product, essentially”. (Video below.) So I’m...
View ArticleHate Mail for Our Fox News Pepper Spray Petition
As of this morning, over 30,000 people have signed my petition asking Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly to eat pepper spray on TV to prove her point that it’s “a food product, essentially.” I’m so proud of...
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Allthis vs. AllthisPR: A Case Study in Trolling Stupid Companies
Allthis is a startup where people buy ten-minute online chats with each other. It could maybe be a cool idea. But their list of potential chattees included a lot of well-known professionals who’d never...
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The Friendly Troll: Playing Starcraft II as Peaceful Zerg Missionaries
Dan Wilkerson trolls Starcraft II multiplayer games, then posts them on Reddit. After I saw his peaceful colonists and his cowardly Terrans, I asked him to go on further missions for Slacktory. The...
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Occupy Starcraft: Playing Terrans as Peaceful Protesters of the Protoss
Dan Wilkerson trolls Starcraft II multiplayer games, then posts them on Reddit. After I saw his peaceful colonists and his cowardly Terrans, I asked him to go on further missions for Slacktory. Also...
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20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OkCupid
The world is fucked. If you are single, you’re fucked. If you’re married, you’re probably going to get divorced, so you’re fucked too. Online dating is taking over, and it’s as bad as everyone says it...
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12 More Guys Chat With Marla the Psycho OkCupid Lady
Thank you for the universal praise for “20 Guys Trying to Bang a Total Psycho on OkCupid“! We’re proud of every commenter ever for recognizing comedy, irony and hyperbole! Everyone saw clearly how the...
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The Friendly Troll: Three Comics From Real Starcraft Games
Dan Wilkerson trolls Starcraft II multiplayer games, then posts them on Reddit. He’s posted two original missions to Slacktory: Playing the Zerg as Scientologist missionaries, and playing Terrans as...
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The Friendly Troll: Playing StarCraft as HAL 9000
Dan Wilkerson trolls Starcraft II multiplayer games, then posts them on Reddit. He’s also done a series of Starcraft trolls for Slacktory: Zerg Scientologists, a Terran Occupy movement, and now a...
View ArticleRedditor Makes a Fake Site Out of Facts for GOP Convention Speaker Sher...
I couldn’t pack the beauty of this stunt into the headline. Here’s how FirstStateMan presented it on Reddit: “On Tuesday night, small business owner Sher Valenzuela will address the nation at the RNC...
View ArticleThe Best Public Transit Routing Apps for iOS 6 (And How We Don’t Know Them)
This looks like it would be about the best public transit apps for the iPhone after the iOS6 update, but it’s not. We have no Maps replacements for public transit directions. They’re probably in...
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